Sometimes I wish I was a unicorn so I could stab dumb shirt

When I was much younger, I wished I would grow taller than I am now, but now I realize I’m the perfect height for my Sometimes I wish I was a unicorn so I could stab dumb shirt. If I was any taller, my back would likely hurt more, I’d have to stoop more, and seating would be even more uncomfortable; if I was shorter, I couldn’t see over a crowd, I couldn’t reach as many things, I wouldn’t be as noticeable to others, and I’d probably feel more self-conscious about my height around people taller than me because there’d be more of them—though I might not because then I’d be used to it.

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